We’ve bottle-fed, doted on, kissed, hugged, groomed, and whole-heartedly loved our four baby goats, and now they are almost ready to move on to their forever homes! If you are interested in adopting, please first read the goats’ profiles below, and then fill out this adoption form. If you’ve never owned a goat before, then please also read this PDF on proper goat care. Since goats are herd animals they absolutely need other goats for company. For this reason, we require new adopters to either own goats already, or to adopt a pair of goats. If we had our wishes come true, the sisters would be adopted in pairs (August & Eevee, Toto & Miltank).

In terms of timing, the goats will be ready to go starting the second week of December (week of the 10th). We are asking $500 for an adoption fee to cover their vet bills, food, and care. Now, let’s meet the goats!

August (nickname Auggie):

Auggie getting ready for winter!

Auggie getting ready for winter!

Birthdate: August 12, Leo

Coloring: Fawn-like, tawny brown with white patches, brown-eyed girl.

Personality & Interests: Confidant, strong-willed, leader, athletic – favorite track event is the triple jump. Likes playing a new game, laughing and a-running (hey hey), skipping and a-jumping in the misty morning fog.

Mom: Rose

Eevee Louise:

Eevee – our #1 snugglebug!

Birthdate: August 12, Leo

Coloring: Dark brown with undertones of autumn, brown eyes.

Personality & Interests: #1 Snugglebug. Enjoys late night bonfires, jean jackets, drinking pumpkin spiced tea and reading a book. Her favorite beer is the Gourdeous pumpkin ale. Loves yoga, and binge-watching the OC. Style icon: Kim Kardashian.

Mom: Rose

Toto:

Toto is a real winner (even though she dresses like a wiener!)

Birthdate: August 28, Virgo

Coloring: Black with brown highlights, sleek like an otter, rich, chocolate brown eyes.

Personality & Interests: Supportive, family oriented, introverted but loyal. Enjoys a good nap, but is not much of a drinker. In ten years, she sees herself as a dental hygienist with four cats. Mewow.

Mom: Dorothy

Miltank:

Millie doing her best impression of a unicorn!

Birthdate: August 28, Virgo

Coloring: Black, white, and grey, brown eyes. Often seen sporting grey leg warmers.

Personality & Interests: Millie is overly cautious, but likes being pursued. She likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, she is not into yoga, but she is into champagne. She’s got to meet you by tomorrow noon and chew through all this red tape at a bar called Throwback where you’ll plan her escape.

Mom: Dorothy

For those of you wondering why we even have baby goats to adopt, here is why!… We first adopted our “Golden Goats” Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy over a year ago, with the plan of eventually milking them for special kitchen projects like making goat cheese. In order to milk the goats, we had to first get the goats pregnant. Some of you might remember a stinky, but lovable male goat we called Bucky hanging around earlier this year. Well, Bucky did his job well, and we ended up with two babies being birthed by Rose and then two by Dorothy. As a result, Chef Carrie is now making fresh ricotta-style goat cheese to serve here in our pun, and, we also now have four goat babies ready to go home to new families!